The White Unicorn’s Top Sexual Wellness Products of 2020
Well there is no doubt that 2020 was a rough year of ups and down for everyone. Concerts were cancelled, bars were closed, we were stuck at home with the fam. What is a fabulous Unicorn to do when there is no social schedule? Duh, orgasm. And there were lots of orgasms to have; in the bedroom, in the kitchen, in the shower, with the BF, alone in the dark. Here is the list of the best adult toy’s that got us through 2020.
Best Overall Vibrator
California Dreaming Orange County Cutie Rabbit Vibrator- $99
This vibe wins the award for best overall vibrator because it has all the best functions in one. A flickering rabbit for clitorial stimulation. 3 thrusting speeds. (oooo thrusting action! ) A curved tip to hit the G-spot. Not to mention its pretty orange color and sweet price point under $100.
The Quickest Orgasm
Womanizer Premium- $200
The Womanizer Pleasure Air technology is like no other feeling. A combination between sucking and massaging without ever actually touching your clitoris is a explosion of excitement that really can’t even be described into words and you can only try for yourself to experience the magic.
Best Bullet Vibrator
Glam Bullet - $50
The Glam Bullet is small but mighty. Whisper quiet and fully rechargeable this bad guy proves size doesn’t matter with intense vibrations that rivals any powerhouse wand.
Best Wand
Magic Wand Plus -$95
The Magic Wand Original has been a best selling vibrator since the 60’s. Only true winners will stay around that long. The Magic Wand Plus is newest version that has the best functions from the original but some great modern day updates. A must have for any orgasm enthusiast.
Best G Spot Vibrator
Premium Jack Rabbit Signature Silicone Rocking G Rabbit -$126
Jack Rabbit is the gold standard for any rabbit style vibrator. The Rocking G Rabbit adds an intense rocking back and forth action to the curved tip. This motion is ideal for hitting the G-Spot in all the best ways.
Strongest Orgasm
Tremble Please Dual Density Silicone Massager- $73
Don’t let this little guy fool you, he delivers deep body resonating vibrations that will deliver a earth shattering orgasm. Rechargeable, Silicone, under $75 there is no reason not to give this vibrator a try.
Best Vibrator to Use Durn Sex
Slay Pleaser-$39
This little guy is the perfect shape to fit into all the tight positions durn sex. Quiet, compact, under $40 this is the go to for BAE dates.
Best Vibrator for the Shower
Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration- $60
Air pressure technology combined with traditional vibrations in a compact unique waterproof design makes this an excellent shower companion. But don’t use all the hot water, the rest of the fam might get mad at your relaxing showers.
Best Vibrator for Those Lonely Days
Shameless Tease- $250
No need to feel lonely with the Shameless Tease around. This vibrator delivers delightful flickering vibrations plus insane thrusting action with 850 thrusts per minute. Not even the energizer bunny can keep up with this one!
Best Vibrator on a Budget
Satisfyer Vibes Mr. Rabbit Pink Vibrator- $50
Satisfyer Mr Pink Vibrator is the perfect vibe for any gal on a budget. Great whisper quiet vibrations, silicone, rechargeable and a convenient handle makes this guy a go to for beginners and toy enthusiasts at the perfect price of only 50 bucks.
Best Hidden Vibe
Naughty Bits Bad Bitch Lipstick Vibe - $31
Be a bad bitch with this super discreet lipstick style vibrator. Throw it in your purse or on your desk and no one will know your dirty little secret.
The Long-Distance Favorite
We-Vibe Sync- $199
A key for those zoom lovers that are stuck in quarantine apart from each other. Hands free vibe with a app that attaches to yours or your partners phone that can be controlled from miles apart.
Best Lubricant
Wicked Hybrid Lubricant- $16
Wicked Hybrid Lubricant is part water based, part silicone based it creates a long lasting, never sticky natural feel. Plus is safe for use with toys and your partner. All Wicked lubes are plant-based, vegan, PH- balanced, cruelty and paraben free. We care what we put in our who-ha’s and we know you only want the best as well.
Best New Thing To Try
Rear Assets Technocolored Small Rainbow Anal Plug - $12
Quarantine was rough and we were super bored and looking to try new things. The best selling non vibrating product of 2020 was this glamour anal plug. Cheers to butt stuff in 2020!!
Best Realistic Dildo
King Cock Plus Triple Density- $70
The new King Cock Triple Density line of dildos have a stiff inner shaft, soft lifelike our skin and realistic textures ready to fool you into believing it is the real thing. (or better than the real thing!) Comes with a suction cup base that great for attaching to the bathroom wall or a strap on. Get at it!
Honorable Mention
California Dreaming Pasadena Player- $99
This best of 2020 list wouldn’t be complete without the California Dreaming Pasadena Player. Amazing flickering teaser and delightful rotating action in the shaft make this guy an easy win for 2020. And in a year when we are all just trying to make it through, easy is the best I can ask for.
