The Best Adult Novelty Based On Your Horoscope
The best adult novelties based on your horoscope by The White Unicorn's astrologer, Luna Waterstone. Fun gifts for every sign of the zodiac.
Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)
To an Aquarius, sex is a puzzle. It’s definitely not a means to an end—or just about the orgasm. It's about what goes on in between: how one person meets another, the chemistry, the science, the magic. This card deck features 99 different sex positions, which will give any Aquarius a lot of material to work with. Happy researching!
Pisces (February 20 – March 20)
If anyone needs CBD in their life—it’s a Pisces. You can usually find a Pisces girl listening to music, thinking about all that is wrong with the world. As such, our Pisces friends are more prone to depression than any other sign. These CBD gummies are sure to be a much-appreciated gift. Although Pisces are much likely to already be stoners, you’ll find that any Pisces will love these edibles.
Aries (March 21 – April )
Aries girls tend to want to get sex over with so they can move onto something else. After all—they’ve got important shit to do! Sometimes, though, what you want and what actually. . . um, happens, are two different stories. An Aries girl might rush her partner or focus on them finishing, and completely forget about themselves. This gentle clitoral gel is the perfect gift for a busy Aries girl—so she can get her rub on and make sure she finishes when her partner does.
Taurus (April 21-May 21)
Things can get a little. . . slow in the bedroom when a Taurus is involved. Maybe it's just harder for them to take their minds off the details of it all and just feelit. But that’s okay—that’s what enhancers are for! This “sensation enhancing” oil is sure to make things come alive down there and get a Taurus girl’s climax coming faster and stronger.
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Gemini's are known for having too much going on at once. While some people have trouble multitasking, they have trouble NOT multitasking. If their brains were a computer screen, they would have like a ton of windows open. So what better gift for a Gem than to give her something to do? Like kegels! She can keep this in and work on strengthening that pelvic floor of hers while she’s working, doing laundry, or scrolling through social media. Best. Gift. Ever
Cancer (June 22-July 23)
At any given time, you can usually expect a Cancer girl to be soaking in a bubble bath with her red wine. Staying at home and taking care of themselves (and others) are what Cancers do best. This warming massage oil is sure to be a hit with your Cancer friends—whether they’re using it on themselves or rubbing their partner down. Having a vanilla scent is just icing on the cake for any Cancer—they love the smell of freshly baked goods.
Leo (July 24-August 23)
Does this even need an explanation? If this isn’t the most Leo shit I’ve ever seen. . . If this were high school, Leo would be voted ‘Most Likely To Be Half Naked At Any Given Time.’ Whether she’s out at a rave, festival, or just dressing up for mirror pics, a Leo girl will love any excuse to be flashy. Nothing says “flashy" like holographic dick pasties. Am I right?
Virgo (August 24-September 23)
Virgos are the queens of self-care. And if their beauty products contain natural or organic ingredients? That’s a win all-around. This gift set includes shower gel, lotion, a massage candle, and a lip balm stick, and pretty much just screams Virgo energy.
Libra (September 24 – October 23)
This is one of the pricier gifts on the list—but we couldn’t resist. What’s more perfect for the Libra in your life than a double-sided vibrator?! The symbol for Libra is the scales—and Libra girls are all about balance. This vibrator massages both the internal and external lady bits, giving you the ultimate satisfaction inside and out. There is literally nothing more Libra than this. She'll love it!
Scorpio (October 24-November 22)
We all knew this one was coming. Scorpios are the kinkiest of kinks—so the more “out there” the gift, the better. Scorpios love trying new things that are. . . out of the norm. These bed restraints make the perfect gift for a Scorpio. She will love being tied up while her partner goes at it, as well as a little role reversal. On second thought, you might want to toss in a good whip or dildo with this gift, too.
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
We all know a party animal Sagittarius chick. She’s always posting Instagram photos of herself at new bars, out on yachts, poolside. . . Where does she meetall of these people? One thing’s for sure, wherever she goes—she’s not sober. This smuggle your booze sunscreen is the perfect gift for your Sag. There’s a party everywhere she goes—so why not help her keep it on the DL when she needs it?
Capricorn (December 22-January 20)
Capricorn girls are bossy. They like being in control—most of the time. But deep down, they’re just hoping someone around them will be WORTHY of their submission. But who are we kidding? That person doesn't exist. At least we can give them a piece of their fantasy with this kinky paddle. In the bedroom, roles can be reversed and a Cap girl will lovegetting dominated—at least for a little while.
