HOW TO GIVE THE GLUCK GLUCK 9000
If you have heard of this term before, you may have heard it from a girlfriend or a friend. You may have also listened to the Call Her Daddy podcast, hosted by the beautiful Alex Cooper.
THE WHAT?
So if you haven’t listened to Episode 3 of Call Her Daddy, I’m here to give you a recap of the infamous Gluck Gluck 9000 move, known to be a GREAT blowjob technique in the bedroom.
This technique is great to pull out if you are trying to spice up your oral play with your partner, or if you are trying to WIN over the person’s penis. As last experience with this move, I can strongly say that every guy after that wanted to marry me. So sad that none of them really got to their end goal, but they did walk away from the relationship saying, “damn, I hope I can find someone else who can do what she did.”
That’s why I’m here to bring you this KICKER move, one that will make them go crazy.
Next time you go into the bedroom, start off with some slow and sensual foreplay. Give the soft neck kisses, the hot tongue making out moment, until you start to kiss their entire body all the way to the hot spot… ding ding ding.
Now at this point, you may already be encountering a hard dick, just from the sensual and slow play that you have been focusing on. The moment is hot, the tension is there, and you both are ready to jump onto each other. Until you do this…
GLUCK GLUCK 9000
Every. Mans. Kryptonite.
“A vacuum sealed double hand twist guck guck combo”
Now, anyone can give a blowjob right? However, it is the little accessories that you bring with it when you give them.
Vacuum seal. It’s basically everything that you can picture. Just like when you are super thirsty, you grab your water and straw and slurp it down, picture the straw as the penis. Really seal your lips around there.
In the podcast, Alex says, “you need to look like you will die for that dick.”
And truth be told, guys love when you crave their dick. What partner can truly resist that?
Now, while your vacuumed sealed on the dick, pay attention to the noises and the moans that are coming out of your mouth. Make them heard, let them know that you are enjoying this just as much.
If you are using lube or just the spit and saliva from your mouth, make sure it’s super wet. Like… more than usual.
After you got these bases down, now it’s time to bring your hands into play.
Both your hands will be needed for this one.
Grip both hands around the dick. If you think you can’t? Use one hand on the base and the other right where the head of the penis can poke out. One, this will feel incredible. Two, it will make the penis owner feel like their penis is HUGE. Two hands? It’s not something they may see all the time. That’s why this technique got it’s nifty title.
KEY POINT: Have your hands going in opposite directions while you’re stroking. Just like you grind up pepper, Left hand is going right, right hand is going left.
Throw these three all together and you are already sitting on a thrown. You will have someone swooning over you just by the way your mouth and hands work together so perfectly. Of course this takes practice, but maybe you practice on one of your hook up’s, by the time you really get this down. They will come back wanting more.
Now when I can’t make promises, I can ASSURE you that you will leave someone super satisfied. Just make sure they return the favor of course ;)
