HOW TO Masturbate at Home
Back for another… let me set you a scene.
The year was 2020, Covid-19 was at an all time high, and I had just moved back into my parents house.
Me, myself, and all 25 toys came in so hot, I had two bins full of everything you can think of.
I shoved it all underneath my bed just where I could reach and still grab something to pleasure myself with at night.
WORK WITH YOUR HORNINESS
The tricky part about maintaining your sex life living at home with family is that It's not on your own time anymore. Horny at 7pm? It’s dinner time. Hot fantasy dream and want to flick your bean first thing in the morning? You hear your sister feeding the dogs. The mail man is even ringing at your door. The message here is, the distractions outside your locked bedroom door can throw off your mood completely.
I’m here to help! I’ve gotten it down to a science. Here's a tip for you.
You need to build suspense throughout the day. Think about all your fantasies while you're grocery shopping or when you’re at the office. Get that little tingle in your vagina flowing… now hold it out until you're in bed that night, and you know you can finally have that alone time.
Doing this throughout the day will tease your brain and send signals that light up your pituitary glands. In other words, being horny.
Creating a fantasy throughout the day can truly help build up a sensation that you will simply NEED to release before you go to bed.
DON’T BE SHY WITH YOURSELF
Don’t be shy! Set the mood, if you are someone like me and have color changing light bulbs, set the mood to a sexy purple/red tone. Throw in an Airpod, turn on the content that turns you on the most. Maybe this is your secret go to porn videos, or a video made by yourself, or… something that surprisingly works for me, close your eyes and let your brain take you to fantasy land.
Since we are in the home setting, I like to set my TV to a reasonable volume, turn my fan on, and create some background noise so that the vibration mixes in just fine.
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SHOWER PLAY
THIS.
This alone is one of the BEST methods on having you time. This may even be the most alone time you receive when you live at home!
Lucky for you, most of the vibes that I have provided are either splash proof or water proof.
It’s going to get hot and steamy so I hope you’re up for it. Warm water is an added bonus when pleasuring in the shower because it feels super refreshing on your skin, especially the sensitive areas.
PUT THIS IN YOUR BACK POCKET: SILICONE & OIL LUBES FOR SHOWER PLAY! Water will dissolve, but silicone will last ;)
WHICH VIBES FIT THE VIBE?
You may need to grab your more quiet vibes, BUT don’t worry… you think I wouldn't let you in on my top go to’s?
After that, get to work girly, this is you time. Now that you have set the scene for yourself won’t feel nervous about interruptions or having to stop right before your climax. Let go a little! It’s okay, I promise you won’t regret it after. Also, you will sleep like a BABY.
Your sexual health and routine is still really important to maintain even when living situations aren't how you wish they were.
Accommodate, plan, and get comfortable with your genitalia.
She matters! You matter! Importantly, get. that. nut. sis.
